Mystery locked away in my head
They asked me to do stuff. So, I got there, and they go, ‘Oh, you know Gangnam Style!’ and I’m just like, NOT REALLY! They go, ‘Do the dance!’”  Robert Downey Jr. 

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This is a really great interview with Robert Downey Jr. Seriously it is few years old, but it is timeless and a great for any fan of his. Plus he is just so damn charming and alluring during it…like gah really. 

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

zoeysugg:
ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

zoeysugg:

ive been laughing at this for 12 yearS

laugh-addict:

i would love to have the sun from soul eater be the actual sun irl, imagine how scary and funny that would, like you were walking down the street having a bad day then you look up and 

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When a teacher tells a joke

laugh-addict:

How to avoid being the third wheel:

  • Don’t go out

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laugh-addict:

That one “class clown” That really needs to just

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“When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing.”

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nicklex:

hannahisdead:

oh my god

BEST JOKE.

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THIS JOKE SHALL BE TOLD FOREVER

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SCREAMS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH.

HEEEHEE I LOVE SILLY MUSIC JOKES

NERD JOKE!

ahahahahahaha

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#It’s like jarvis is giving him a hug edgvfsdfrgvfrsd